Richard Pants

"Meeting Richard Pants was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing them was like drinking it." -Winston Churchill

Richard Pants is a hive-mind of alcoholics, a collective ambassador of goodtimes. This game was meant to tell his/their tale. A gripping story of friendship, drinking, betrayal, acceptance, a few other words that slip my mind, and a drunk guy who can propel himself through the air with his own vomit.

This unfinished game brought to you by a lazy man named Tom Peterson.

If you enjoyed this shell of a game, feel free to tweet @pitrsin so that maybe I'll finish it!

Arrow keys : Move (in various exciting directions)

Space : Jump (walljump if you're drunk enough)

D : Drink beer (if you've got one)

B : BARF (if you're drunk)

M : OH GOD DON'T PRESS M (please don't)

R : Restart (because you're terrible)